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#1 Posted : Sunday, February 10, 2019 9:15:26 PM(UTC)

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Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on te head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Dirk Koetter looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared for Sunday’s game against the Buccaneers, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Bucs organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section Graham Gano Jersey , and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Buccaneers edition...Dirk Koetter looks like he has no idea how email works.Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like what his kids think cool adults look like.Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like he follows Phillip Rivers advice on the rhythm method.Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like he never really came back from that island he was marooned on for 10 years.Desean Jackson looks like he misses Donovan McNabb.Cameron Brate looks like he’s waiting for the right moment to ask you about your retirement plans.Dirk Koetter looks like a guy who wears white athletic socks that go over his knees.Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like McLemore’s estranged uncle.Ali Marpet looks like he goes to Applebee’s three times per week because he really likes their 2 for 20 menu special.Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like a guy who still parties with freshman fraternity pledges.Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like the barista who tries too hard to flirt with your wife every morning when you order coffee.Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like a guy who was once an adventurer like you... until he took an arrow to the knee.Dirk Koetter looks like he has very strong opinions about screws.OJ Howard looks like the big brother who gives his kid brother a pep talk about standing up for himself in a PSA about bullying.Brent Grimes looks like an adult child actor.Peyton Barber looks like a street cop who doesn’t have time for this shit.Ali Marpet looks like an out-of-work 1990s made for TV movie star.Dirk Koetter looks like your dad’s friend Steve.Riley Bullough looks like he wears his best double-denim outfit on team flights.Cameron Brate looks like the guy in your neighborhood who goes way overboard with Christmas decorations.DeSean Jackson looks like a valet driver who takes everyone’s car for a spin around the block before parking it.Ryan Fitzpatrick looks like he owns a very large collection of model airplanes.Jason Pierre-Paul looks like a guy who listens to Five Finger Death Punch but doesn’t tell any of his friends.Mike Evans looks like the guy your wife works with and claims there’s nothing going on between them.Lavonte David looks like a security guard who will let you through for any reason because he doesn’t get paid enough to care about security.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?Discuss. The fact is not only does the Eric Reid signing put Colin Jones back on the bench Daryl Williams Jersey , it’s an upgrade at the position. First let’s take a look at the Panthers safety position season to date grades. Unfortunately my PFF account doesn’t let me look back at prior seasons grades or else I would tell you how Reid graded out for the 2017 season. I’m assuming it was pretty good from a grade perspective though not a Pro Bowl season.You can see with the loss of Da’Norris Searcy it put Colin Jones on the field a lot. We know Jones can fill a role for the Panthers, just not a starters role. I’m hopeful that Reid will not only fill Searcy’s role but even represent an upgrade, particularly in coverage.Looking at the grades for the entire Panthers defense you see that when in their base defense the Panthers that the Panthers still have two other weak points.Linebacker David Mayo will return to the bench in Week 6 when Thomas Davis comes off of suspension, so we have no worries there. The other concern is at defensive end across from Mario Addison. Wes Horton is currently grading at 42.3. Ron Rivera has stated he wants to see more snaps from Julius Peppers. I like the thought of that. Here’s the defensive end grades which includes snap counts. I hope we see some leveling this in Week 5 between Peppers and Horton and of course , more Efe Obada. By the way, something seems off with the Horton grade as both of his run and pass grades are higher than the average. I don’t see that for a single other player. Maybe it’s a typo?To recap, while the Panthers defense has had two good games and one not so good they are still a top-10 unit who added a very good player to their weakest position. I’m excited to see how Reid meshes with the defense against the Giants next Sunday.Keep Pounding!
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